we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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