Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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