i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Randomize
