ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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