Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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