So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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