Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
This is classic penis vs brain.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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