I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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