I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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