yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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