Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
she smelled like a LAN party
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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