Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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