margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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