doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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