Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Randomize
