I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Randomize
