Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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