What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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