i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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