That's intense
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
