do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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