And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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