I murdered the dance floor call the cops
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
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