He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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