U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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