I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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