Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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