Why are handjobs necessary in class?
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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