That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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