So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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