I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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