Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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