My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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