My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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