you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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