? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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