I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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