Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I'm passing your future prison.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
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