Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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