i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
