Ambien. No doubt about it.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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