Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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