can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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