My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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