My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I came so hard my ears popped.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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