It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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