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People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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