how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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