I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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