Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
only if we run a train.
done.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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