They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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