Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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